Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm like, not good at living.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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