I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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