hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
