Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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