I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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