They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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