He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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