i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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