If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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