As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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