I bet he comes in French.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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