You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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