Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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