There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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