how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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