He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
