small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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