If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
This is the high leading the old right now
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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