i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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