wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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