everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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