i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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