Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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