I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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