I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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