he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So here I am, sexting at work.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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