He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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