Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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