plz talk dirty to me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.