marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
not ubering you a puppy
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
