so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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