well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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