What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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