i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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