Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
