Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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