i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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