She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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