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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we use protection last night?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(302): View more from Delaware

he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(209): View more from California

Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas

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(212): View more from New York

the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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(949): View more from California

Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.

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(516): View more from New York

and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese

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please tell me you didnt taste test that

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