so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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