People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Watching her eat just hurts me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
