so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
wanna go halves on a baby?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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