white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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