that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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