Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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