The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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