the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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