I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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