I skipped work to stalk him.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
