I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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