he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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