I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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