i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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