A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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